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goddamned motherfriggin' dad and his books
For the past few days, dabroots has been hauling more and more boxes of books into the apartment. God knows he's got books already--probably a thousand or more. And he apparently made use of some old...
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perceived as royalty
Dad, aka "dabrooklyn", says that his girlfriend observed that I resemble King Henry the Eighth of Britain. What's that about? Seems that she was impressed by the way I wrap my cat arms around her...
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A few days ago, Dad noticed that I had turned on the burner on the kitchen stove. Didn't notice it until after he got home. I have a habit of hanging out on top of it and sometimes playing with the...
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British vets find 28 golf balls in dog's stomachFri Apr 23, 1:18 PM ETMANCHESTER (AFP) - It was the mysterious rattling sound from the 18-month-old German Shepherd's stomach which first alerted the...
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advise me about max temperature, if any, for lap/butt-sitting/sleeping
(cross-posted at graycatclub and petjournals)You know, I really enjoy sitting on/in laps and sleeping on people's butts when they're asleep, butt-up. However, as the weather grows warmer, I am noting...
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Yeah, me too.
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Whoa. Who would've guessed?
Who will you fuck?LJ Username random word favorite movie Meet Joe BlackFinding NemoDonnie DarkoPirates of the CarribeanThe RingWhinnie the PoohYou will have the greatest sex withhyperinaIs the worst...
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dabrooklyn might sell me to mexico
Jesus H. Christ. If dabroots doesn't get a job pretty soon, he's gonna try to sell me off to this village in Mexico to be a mercenary rat killer. Hey man, I've never even killed a rat but I know that I...
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Holy Mother of Pearl!
Holy Pile of Crap! And I'm making no references to the reelection of that SOB GWB. No sir. Hey, what's happening to me is even worse.For however long, seems that dabroots (aka Dad) and I are holing up...
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Yes, I know it's been a very long time since I last updated my journal. My apologies.Last time was just days after the 2004 elections. I thought about climbing into the litter box and never coming...
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fun fellows . . . so far
During my first couple of nights here in Manhattan at dabroots's new digs in the middle of this way-too-treeless island, I hid in a drawer under his new bed. I could smell another cat's scent inside...
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Not ready for The Big Sleep
I've discovered a bedroom item that I never knew existed: the box spring. dabroots has always slept on futon mattresses. No box springs required. Here at his new place in Illinois, seems that he...
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solitary guy
Hey, people.I've gotta say that this thing of being the only cat in the joint gets a little tedious. I mean, it's nice having a litter box all to myself, not finding anyone else's whiskers floating in...
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pittsburgh
Okay, people. Time to get my foster father (don't EVEN ask about my birth father), dabroots into gear about getting a member of my own species here to be my companion. Seriously, does he really want me...
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View Articlethe quality of water
You know, I'm usually happy as a clam to drink water from that nice bowl on the floor, especially when it's cool and fresh. Sometimes, though, there's nothing that'll beat licking some of that very...
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WTF?
dabroots just now complained that it's not okay for me to sit on his lap when it's 90 degrees in the room. WTF is up with that?
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TJ's Roasted Gorgonzola Flavored Oven Crisp Crackers better than TJ's Premium...
Sure, I spend several minutes a day with my face in a bowl of Trader Joe's Premium Dry Cat Food, but light years beyond it are Trader Joe's Roasted Gorgonzola Flavored Oven Crisp Crackers. More...
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Tell dabroots to wear pants!
Would all of you please drop a note to dabroots and tell him to wear pants at all times? I mean, what am I to do for a lap if his legs are bare? Sitting on naked skin would be just plain wrong. Sure,...
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I was kidnapped!
I was kidnapped and held captive by a gang of Pittsburgh wild turkeys! It was awful, but I escaped!
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rumors bring out my love
I heard my human foster brother N telling dabroots about another cat, one who lives in a garage in a fancy neighborhood. The owners of that garage are looking for a real home for that cat. N wants Dad...
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about those trader joe's turkey burgers - a compare and contrast review
A little while ago, dabroots was greedily chowing down on some leftover turkey burgers from Trader Joe's. He had some for dinner night before last night and put two more, already cooked, onto a plate...
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